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Once upon a sunny day in Miami Beach, the residents of the luxurious Oceanfront Condos were buzzing with gossip. The condo’s board, notorious for their extravagant decisions, had just hired a new security team. But this was no ordinary security team – they were extraterrestrials!
The aliens, resembling a quirky mix of gorillas and wolves, had decided to take up jobs on Earth after being impressed by the human concept of ‘beaches’ during their last visit. The condo’s board president, a fan of sci-fi and perhaps a little too inspired by the movie “Attack the Block”, thought it would be a brilliant idea to hire them. After all, who would dare to cause trouble under the watchful eyes of intergalactic guards?
On their first day, the extraterrestrial security guards tried to blend in. They wore sunglasses and beach hats, but their eight feet tall frames and furry appearance turned more heads than the flashy sports cars usually parked outside. The wealthy residents were initially apprehensive, but soon found the aliens’ inability to understand Earth’s customs amusing.
One day, a resident complained about someone stealing his exotic plants. The aliens, taking the matter very seriously, set up an elaborate trap involving moon rocks and space gadgets. It turned out, the culprit was just a mischievous cat from the next building!
As days passed, the extraterrestrials became local celebrities. Tourists came to take selfies with them, and they even started giving autographs (or at least, a squiggle that resembled a star constellation). The residents, initially on a “power trip” to get the guards off the property, now couldn’t imagine their condo without these interstellar protectors.
In the end, the extraterrestrial security guards not only ensured safety but also brought a sense of cosmic humor to the lives of the rich and famous in Miami Beach.
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